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Cerita : Semut Oh Semut!

Limah atau nama singkatannya Mah baru saja berumahtangga dgn suaminya Seman atas dasar pilihan keluarganya dan tinggal di kawasan perkampungan. Walaupun Seman sengau orangnya, Mah tak kisah malah mereka begitu bahagia dan tiada sebarang masalah yang terlalu besar sama ada dari segi komunikasi, nafkah zahir atau pun batin. Cuma ada kalanya Limah tak dapat nak memahami apa yang suaminya cuba nak bagitau.

Pada suatu malam Jumaat, mereka berdua bersetuju untuk membuka 'kaunter pembayaran nafkah batin'. Kali ini Seman agak letih sedikit disebabkan pada siangnya tadi dia pula toreh getah sampai 10 ekar. Maka seman tidak mahu bekerja keras untuk sesi tersebut dan dia mengambil keputusan untuk berperanan sebagai 'orang bawahan' sahaja. Setelah tiba waktu yang sesuai, Seman pun berbaring terlentang dan 'transaksi pembayaran' pun bermula.

Nak dijadikan cerita, dalam masa urusan tersebut seekor semut api telah jatuh dari siling ke atas katil dan merayaplah sehingga terjumpa dengan dua buah 'batu lembut' kepunyaan Seman. Oleh kerana pada masa itu semut tersebut mendapati 'batu-batu' tersebut seperti hendak melompat-lompat bagaikan nak menindihnya maka semut api tersebut terpaksa mempertahankan diri dengan menyepit sekuat hatinya 'batu lembut' tersebut..

Seman yang dari tadinya sedang asyik "hedap..hedap. ." tiba-tiba terkejut dan merasa sakit lalu bersuara dgn agak kuat sedikit..

Haduh Mah..hemut.. hemut..hemut. ." kata Seman.

"Dah kemut ni bang" jawab Limah.

"Hemut... hemut...hemut. .. higit helur hahu " sambung Seman yang cuba cabut anunya. Tapi masih dihalang oleh Limah.

"Dah kemut dan gigit kuat dah ni bang. Nak kemut dan gigit macam mana lagi" sambung Limah lagi dalam nada merenggek berahi.

"Laaa Mah... haduhhhh.... hemut higit hagi huat" celah Seman.

"Bang.. tengah kemutlah ni..nak gigit kuat camna lagi... Dah habis gigit dah ni..." sampuk Limah.

"Iskh...iskh.. .ishk.. hak haham la Mah ni. Hahu hata hemut hat helur
hahu. Haku nak habut hulu" balas Seman.

"Masa ni mana boleh cabut bulu bang, kok ya pun tunggu la selesai dulu baru cabut bang" balas Limah yang hampir kecewa kerana ganguan tersebut.

"hukan.. hemut higit hat helur hahu..."

"mana boleh sampai telur-telur pun masuk bang..ni dah habis dalam dah ni.."

Limah yang dari tadi sedang asik menerima bayaran rasa sedikit terganggu dengan kerenah Seman tidak berapa nak peduli dan tidak mahu berhenti kerana dia merasakan masa untuknya menutup kaunter sudah hampir tiba.....

Limah semakin laju membuat 'kira-kira' sedangkan seman dibawah terkulat-kulat terpaksa memberi bayaran dalam antara sedap dan sakit. Si semut ni pulak bila keadaan semakin tak menentu kerana gegaran gampa bumi yang semakin menjadi-menjadi, dia pun mempertingkatkan kuasa dalamannya untuk menggandakan serangan keatas 'batu-batu' yg mengancam keselamatannya. .

"Haduh Mah... hakit.. hedap..hakit mah.. hemut hat helur hahu mah.. hemut hakin huat mah hat helur hahu.." seman sendiri dah tak tau macam mana nak bagitau Limah.. sedap
ada..sakit pun ada..

Limah yang merasakan sudah tiba waktunya untuk dia menutup kaunter, terus menggandakan kuasa dalamannya untuk membuat 'kira-kira' dengan laju sekali begitu
juga si semut tadi semakin kuat goncangan 'gempa bumi', maka semakin kuatlah dia menggandakan serangan.. keadaan berlanjutan lebih kurang 2 minit seterusnya dan dalam masa itulah si Seman tak habis-habis bising..

"aaaa...hedap. ."
bila semut api tu ketip kuat...
"aaaaduuuhh.. hakitt....hemut higit helur hahu.."

Begitulah nasib Seman.. Limah sudah tak memperdulikannya lagi.. dia meneruskan 'kira-kira' diatas 'bayaran' yang diberikan Seman sehinggalah selesai 'sesi pembayaran'.

Apabila kedua-duanya berpuas hati dengan 'transaksi pembayaran' tadi Seman pun
cepat - cepat bingkas bangun lalu mencapai lampu picit dan menyuluh kearah
tempat yang kena gigit semut api tadi.

"tu hemut hat helur hahu tu.."

"apa ni bang.. kan dah sudah dah.. dah cabut pun.. takkan gatal nak
mintak kemut lagi..?

Seman malas nak betekak lalu dia pun mengambil semut api tadi dan tunjukkan kepada isterinya..

Laaaaaaaa... semut!... Ingatkan apa tadi... patutlah meracau tak tentu pasal pun... selalunya tak macamni... iskh.... iskh... iskh... semut oh semut.... kenapalah kau jadi begini" kata Limah lalu mambuang semut tadi sambil ketawa.

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KETAWA SEJENAK

Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur.

Biasalah bila sudah duduk "town", mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut,
bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang
boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.

Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki
Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.
Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah mengambil
sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan
perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.

Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil, yg berjaya
"dicuri" ...



Mike....

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.

I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only.
Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes
myself. You grab hand she.

You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are
really crocodile land.

My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me.
But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.

So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know his
result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from
me.

So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to
play-play with my liver.

I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want
banana to fruit two times.

Safe walk..
Tijah

The beauty of ...Inna lillaahi wa inna ilayhi Raaji'oon

The meaning of " Inna Lillahi Wa Inna Ilahi Raaji'oon" & seven names of Allah

Inna lillaahi wa inna ilayhi Raaji'oon



Yeah, sure we say this statement when someone dies.Also some of us may say this sentence when they lose something, suffer a setback or harm. But………...do you know what it means?

Sure, everyone know that it obviously means 'To Allaah we belong and to Him is our return.'
But that's not what I am talking about.
I mean ….do you REALLY, TRULY understand these words and their implications in a Muslim's life?
It means …whatever we have is not really ours. It belongs to Allaah.
Take a look around you; everything you see, all that you have and all that there is….in you, on you, around you….belongs to Allaah, alone.
It is Allah Who has given you all the property and goods you possess, and that He is the true Owner of them all.
So the cars that you own, the houses that you live in, the businesses you possess all truly belong to Allaah

The kids that He blessed you with, the health that He gave you, the time that He has allowed you are all Allah's property.
Even the bodies we live in and the life that we have belongs to Allaah alone.
"And to Allah belongs the inheritance of the heavens and the earth…." (Surah Aal-Imraan:180)
"The kingdom of the heavens and the earth and everything in them belongs to Allah. He has power over all things." ( Surat al-Ma'ida: 120)
'Say: 'To Allah belongs the East and the West…' (Surah al-Baqarah:142)
Now, since everything belongs to Allaah, then we have to include even our souls in that list..
The very souls that we think of as our "self"; our "nafs"; our "being" -- whatever you want to call it -- that very thing that distinguishes you from the rest of the world, belongs to Allaah. It's not YOURS.


In fact, YOU are not YOURS.
You belong to Allaah.
And this is the essence of the concept of slavery to Allaah in Islam.
And since He is the true Possessor of everything, and everything is His property, He allots what He wills to whomever He wills…..and then He takes it away. After all, it was Allaah's to begin with.
So He may give you some thing and then take it back after a while..

He will bless you with a precious child that you love dearly…and then He may take it away.
He will grant you money, honour and status…..and then He may take it away.
He will give you youth, vitality and health and then surely He will take it away.
In fact everything you have will only be with you for a very short while.
And then the Owner will claim His Right.
So when Allaah does reclaim what was rightfully His, WHY MOURN OUR LOSSES?
Just like a friend who lends you his book. And then after a few days, he wants it back and you give it back to him…no regrets…..no sorrow…..no questions asked.
Similarly, if Allah takes back some of His blessings upon you for some reason….so be it.
Say Alhamdulillaah.
Don't grieve.
Be patient.
Submit to the will of Allaah, being pleased with His decision for you. For surely He will only do what is best for you.

Just think…..The Owner came and took it back.
Remember….that you're not the real owner…...you were NEVER the real owner to begin with. You only had everything because it was Allah who gave it to you in the first place. If He didn't give it to you, you wouldn't have had it in any way…in fact, you couldn't have had it.
Remember….man enters into this world empty handed…and leaves it empty handed.
Remember….that everything we have, all the blessings we enjoy, are gifts from Almighty Allah....gifts that we enjoy for a limited period until He takes them away whenever He deems fit.

They are a trust from Allah…a loan to you…to see how you respond to these gifts from Allaah and how you use them….in the obedience of the Almighty, thanking Him and worshipping Him……OR……...to the disobedience to the One Who gave then to you in the first place.
Take note of the words of the Prophet (Sal Allaahu Alaiyhi wa Sallam) on the=2 0occasion of the death of his son, Ibraahim:

'Our eyes are filled with tears, our hearts with grief, but we say nothing with our lips except that which pleases Allah.... Verily, to Allah we belong, and to Him we return.' (Bukhaari)
And we all know the famous incidence about the companion Abu Talha and his wife when one of the sons died and Abu Talha was not at home. She washed and shrouded him and when Abu Talha came home and asked about his son, she said,
'The child is quiet and I hope he is in peace….' (Bukhaari)

Subhaan Allaah….such patience!
And such Imaan in the statement "Inna lillaahi wa inna ilayhi Raaji'oon"!
She truly understood its meaning and the affect it should have on her life as a Muslimah, submitting to him and being pleased with whatever He has decreed for her.

She knew that whatever she has, is not truly hers. Rather, it is Allaah's….and He took back whatever He owns at its appointed time.
And it is because of this Imaan so strong, this understanding, that the Prophet (Sal Allaahu Alaiyhi wa Sallam) made dua for them and Allaah ble ssed them immensely.

"'They (i.e. Abu Talha and his wife) had nine sons and all of them became reciters of the Quran (by heart)." (Bukhaari)
"Be sure we will test you with something of fear and hunger, some loss in goods or lives, but give glad tidings to those who are steadfast, who say when afflicted with calamity: 'To Allah we belong and to him is our return.' They are those on who (descend) blessings from Allah and mercy and they are the once that receive guidance." (al-Baqarah: 155)
The Prophet (PBUH) said 'Pass on knowledge from me even if it is only one verse'


seven names of Allah

The eyes beholding this message shall not behold evil, The hands that will send this message to others shall not labour in vain,
The mouth saying Ameen to this duah shall laugh forever,

Remain in Allah's love as you send this Duah to everybody on your list.
Have a Lovely journey of life!

Trust in Allah (SWT) with all your heart and HE will never fail you because HE is Awesome! 1 min for our Creator - is it possibly too much?
AL-QAYYUM,
AL-MAJID,
AL-WAHID,
AL-WAJID,
AL -AHAD,
AL-SAMAD,
AL-QADIR,
Please send these seven names of Allah to your friends please don't ignore...... ...
1 Minute for Allah:
Say with your heart and tongue:

*SUBHANA'LLAH

*ALHAMDULI'LLAH

*LA I LAHA ILLA'LLAH

*ALLAHU AKBAR

*ASTAGHFIRU' LLAH

*LA ILAH ILLA'LLAH, MUHAMMADUN RASULU'LLAH

*ALLAH UMMA SALLY WASALLEM WABAREK ALA

Please forward as within a short while you would have caused a multitude of people to salute, pray and glorify our creator and holy prophet (P.B.U.H.)

Whoever u sent it to people would have prayed with Angels saying AMEEN,
INSHA'A'LLAH

NOW.......... Sit back and watch the power of ALLAH work in your life for
doing the thing that you know HE loves.